Hey, remember when I used to actually write things for this blog? Things about comic books and video games and all sorts of fun stuff? Or hey, how about when I started slacking off, but the awesome Jenny Incompetence kept the blog going in spite of my laziness? Perhaps 2014 will be the year where I get this shit rolling again, but in 2013 I was busy watching way, way too many movies.
Let’s run the numbers! In 2010, I watched 152 movies. In 2011: 198 movies. In 2012: 300 movies. All of those are really disturbingly high numbers, but in 2013 I upped the ante to a crazy degree, clocking in at a disgusting total of 368 fucking movies!! For those of you unwilling or unable to do the math, that is an average of about 1.008 movies a day. God damn it, I am so ashamed. Read on for the full report on every movie I watched. For your convenience, I’ve included a link to the movies which are available to stream on Netflix – sorry I didn’t do the same for Hulu or Amazon or any other services, but I don’t have them, so fuck it. Anyway, here we go:
Posted in Movies
Tagged A Nightmare on Elm Street, Alfred Hitchcock, Ash, Avengers, Batman, Birdemic, Captain America, Christmas, DC Comics, Dick Tracy, Disney, Dr. Who, Evil Dead, Flashpoint, Frankenstein, Freddy Krueger, Friday the 13th, Ghost Rider, Halloween, Halloween Party, Hitler, How Did This Get Made?, Hulk, Iron Man, Jason, Justice League, LEGO, Lovecraft, Marvel, MST3K, Netflix, Nicholas Cage, Pixar, Punk, punk rock, Resident Evil, Rifftrax, Star Trek, Super Mario, Superman, Texas Chainsaw, The Asylum, The Flash, The Joker, Thor, zombies
In 2010, I watched 152 movies. In 2011, I upped the ante a little bit with 198 movies. And now, in 2012, I seem to have gone absolute apeshit, clocking in at a total of exactly 300 fucking movies! That is an insane amount of movies, and I guess I really need to get a life or something. Here’s how I wasted my year: Continue reading
Posted in Movies
Tagged A Nightmare on Elm Street, Archie, Avengers, Bane, Batman, Catwoman, Child's Play, Christmas, Cinematic Titanic, Disney, Freddy Krueger, Friday the 13th, Halloween Party, Iron Man, Jason, Justice League, MST3K, Netflix, Rifftrax, Roger Rabbit, Scarecrow, Spider-Man, The Joker, The Punisher, Thor, Two-Face, zombies
Bait AND Switch
Just kidding, this is about SPACE: PUNISHER.
SPACE PUNISHER, YOU GUYS.
These are the Avengers:
This is the cast of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic:
This is Loctite super glue:
Hey it’s me, Chadd Derkins, back for a special Free Comic Book Day edition of the blog! Last year, I walked you through my exciting Free Comic Book Day adventures and a wonderful time was had by all. This year’s FCBD was way less eventful, but a lot more free books were snagged. So, for the first time ever, the entire Sense of Right Alliance – Chadd Derkins, Grath Madden, and Jenny Incompetence – have assembled to tell you, faithful reader, about all the stupid garbage we spent an otherwise beautiful Saturday shoveling greedily into our backpacks.
Posted in Comics
Tagged Art Baltazar, Avengers, Batman, Carl Barks, Disney, Donald Duck, Flashpoint, Free Comic Book Day, Grant Morrison, Grath Madden, Green Lantern, Heroclix, Jenny Incompetence, Spider-Man, Stan Lee, Star Wars, Superman, The New 52, The Simpsons
Protip: Getting 400 comics in four days is not a very good idea.