Rhymes With Zero Chicks

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Superman vs. Werewolves vs. Robots vs. Leprechauns vs. Monkeys vs. Cupcakes

When last we left our heroes, Gotham City was being overrun by vampires, werewolves, mad scientists, and Elder Vomit Gods.  Let’s rejoin with Superman as he flies through a hospital, shall we?  Superman is busy being disgusted by the callous butchering of those who have dedicated themselves to blablabla, when he runs into his old friend Chadd, now vampiric as fuck and stealing bags of plasma!

Batman vs. Vampires vs. Pirates vs. Ninjas vs. Zombies vs. LOLcatz

There is no denying that Kevin VanHook’s Superman & Batman vs. Vampires & Werewolves is a pretty stupid comic book story, by any definition of stupidity.  As a counterpoint, however, it does feature Superman, Batman, vampires and werewolves.  Versing each other.  So, despite its best efforts to be boring and obnoxious, it can’t help but be a little bit awesome in spite of itself.