I’ve been too busy to actually write shit this weekend. Arg! Here’s a bunch of three sentence reviews of the giant pile of books I’ve read since Saturday.
I’m not gonna get off my fat ass to post pictures of my comics. Here’s a gif of Abed.
Blackest Night Batman #1-3
Grayson, Drake parents rise. Deadman still dead, body alive. Batman kills them with fire.
Detective Comics #743-750
Only three colors. No Man’s Land aftermath. Greg Rucka: genius.
Green Lantern #52 & 53
Sinestro: white lantern. Larfleeze confronts Luthor. Hal Jordan: terrible.
Plastic Man (1988) #1 & 2
Fun times with Plastic Man. Apparently being stretchy is scary. Phil Foglio drew the best magic cards.
Secret Six #3, 4, 7, 10 – 12
Deadshot turns against the Six. Catman turns against the six. Ragdoll likes prostitutes.
Why is Cass Cain the leader of the league of assassins? Why? WHY???
Teen Titans #66
Tim Drake holds Titans tryouts. Cyborg has some objections. Steph Brown shows up.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer Willow and Tara the Wilderness #1 & 2
Willow, Tara, and Dawn go on a very chaste road trip. They meet some faeries. They fight a tree.