It’s that time of year again, so here we go! We’ll start, as always, by comparing this year’s numbers to those of previous years:
In 2010, I watched 152 movies.
In 2011, I watched 198 movies.
In 2012, I watched 300 movies.
In 2013, I watched 368 movies.
In 2014, I watched 299 movies.
In 2015, I watched 367 movies.
In 2016, I watched 250 movies.
And in 2017, I watched – drumroll please – 206 movies! That’s my lowest number since 2011! But, I think you’ll find that this list makes up for the lack of quantity with a surprising amount of quality.
Hey, listen – just a quick tutorial before we start. The title of the movie will almost always link to the corresponding IMDB page, and the date on which I watched it will follow. In addition, when applicable I’ve added some handy links to streaming sites where the movie can be viewed. They’ll come immediately after the title and date, and will look like this: . Due to the ever-changing catalog available on these services, some of these might be inaccurate if you’re reading this far in the future. For that I apologize, but you’re probably too busy zipping around in flying cars to care all that much!
Okay, without any further ado, let’s get right to it! Here are the movies I watched in the calendar year 2017:
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Tagged Aquaman, Batgirl, Batman, Captain America, Child's Play, Christmas, Chucky, Cyborg, David Lynch, DC Comics, Deadman, Disney, Dracula, Etrigan, Friday the 13th, Get Out, Guardians of the Galaxy, H.P. Lovecraft, Halloween, horror, How Did This Get Made?, Hulk, Iron Man, IT, Jason, Justice League, Justice League Dark, King Kong, LEGO, Logan, Marvel, MST3K, My Year in Movies, Netflix, Pixar, punk rock, Resident Evil, Rifftrax, Santa Claus, Sharknado, Spider-Man, Star Wars, Stephen King, Superman, Swamp Thing, Teen Titans, The Dark Tower, The Flash, The Joker, The Last Jedi, The Wizard of Oz, Thor, Twin Peaks, Wolverine, Wonder Woman, X-Men, zombies
RESIDENT EVIL REVELATIONS
Console: Wii U
Start Date: May 31, 2013
End Date: January 18, 2015
Anybody who knows me knows that I play a LOT of video games, particularly games on Nintendo consoles and handhelds. What people might not realize is that I also don’t play a lot of video games. I buy the games, I try the games out, and then something distracts me (usually the next game I want to buy), and I never finish the games. This has led to a huge backlog of games on my “to be finished” list, and since I primarily purchase games digitally, they are all there staring at me every time I boot up my Wii U or 3DS.
Posted in Blog Stuff, Video Games
Tagged Donkey Kong, Luigi, Luigi's Mansion, Nintendo, Nintendo 3DS, Pikmin, Pokemon, Resident Evil, RPG, Super Mario, The Legend of Zelda, The Nintendo Resolution, video games, Wii U
Hey, remember when I used to actually write things for this blog? Things about comic books and video games and all sorts of fun stuff? Or hey, how about when I started slacking off, but the awesome Jenny Incompetence kept the blog going in spite of my laziness? Perhaps 2014 will be the year where I get this shit rolling again, but in 2013 I was busy watching way, way too many movies.
Let’s run the numbers! In 2010, I watched 152 movies. In 2011: 198 movies. In 2012: 300 movies. All of those are really disturbingly high numbers, but in 2013 I upped the ante to a crazy degree, clocking in at a disgusting total of 368 fucking movies!! For those of you unwilling or unable to do the math, that is an average of about 1.008 movies a day. God damn it, I am so ashamed. Read on for the full report on every movie I watched. For your convenience, I’ve included a link to the movies which are available to stream on Netflix – sorry I didn’t do the same for Hulu or Amazon or any other services, but I don’t have them, so fuck it. Anyway, here we go:
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Tagged A Nightmare on Elm Street, Alfred Hitchcock, Ash, Avengers, Batman, Birdemic, Captain America, Christmas, DC Comics, Dick Tracy, Disney, Dr. Who, Evil Dead, Flashpoint, Frankenstein, Freddy Krueger, Friday the 13th, Ghost Rider, Halloween, Halloween Party, Hitler, How Did This Get Made?, Hulk, Iron Man, Jason, Justice League, LEGO, Lovecraft, Marvel, MST3K, Netflix, Nicholas Cage, Pixar, Punk, punk rock, Resident Evil, Rifftrax, Star Trek, Super Mario, Superman, Texas Chainsaw, The Asylum, The Flash, The Joker, Thor, zombies
In 2010, I watched 152 movies, and for no real reason I decided I wanted to beat that record in 2011. I totally did, but guess what my final count was? 198. 198!! Arghh, how frustrating is that number?? I planned to get it up to 200 in the last couple of days before New Year’s Eve, but I got busy with other things and wasn’t able to watch any movies! But, whatever, 198 is still a hell of a lot of movies, right? Right! Here’s what they were:
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Tagged A Nightmare on Elm Street, Batman, Captain America, Child's Play, Christmas, Cinematic Titanic, Disney, Freddy Krueger, Friday the 13th, Green Lantern, Halloween Party, Jason, Kevin Smith, MST3K, Netflix, Nintendo, Punisher, Resident Evil, Rifftrax, Spider-Man, Superman, Thor, Tribeca Film Festival, Troll Hunter, Watchmen, X-Men, zombies